Starry, Starry Gatorade

Gatorade is an amazing thing.  It's saccharine and colorful, like jello in the raw, and word on the street is that it is great to drink for hangovers.  But as Nathan Kavanaugh was so excited to inform me, it also stays cool for really long periods of time.  Which is, I think, very talented of Gatorade.

I mean imagine all the things you could do if other things stayed cool for long periods of time like that.  I mean you could make snow last forever, or like have cold water whenever you wanted it- or ice cream- you would never have to worry about it melting, so if you didn't want to eat the whole thing right then and there you could put the cone in your pocket for later.  Awesome.

Okay so if people could control the heat absorption of other products, the world would be at peace and Kerry would be president and Nate could use his inflatable pool year round and Alex could drink milk and David would be a rock star and Mike would have black hair.  Imagine that world the next time you drink a Gatorade.  And vote for Kerry.

Lindsey Morrone