I am the life blood of this zine. I am the reason it wakes up in the morning. My favorite shows are Survivor, Road Rules, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, anything with Oliver North!, and sometimes I watch a little bit of the ol' Hannity and Colmes. I am looking for a woman with broad hips, nice lips, and a boat. Send a picture of the boat. My favorite bands are the Casualties and Mates of State!