Astro Train is nominally an online zine open for the public to sumbit, read, or swear at loudly. But really, it is so much more than that. And so much less. Rarely has anything so deserved to be hugely popular/widely scorned. Literature was meant to be subverted, the written word was meant to be twisted in every conceivable shape, lovely and wretched. The writers of Astro Train know this. They come from all corners of the globe, assuming a globe has corners. Many do not even know one another. The writers of Astro Train will never relent. They will never stop writing things they want to read or writing things they want to say. And if the world never catches, on, then the world never catches on. The writers of Astro Train are not responsible for your well being, nor are they really writers. They are actually astronauts!