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For just $20.00 you too can own a parrot like Figaro, however this one is particularly special as you don�t get the hassle that comes with a real live animal!! There is no pooping or squawking at unfortunate times! Also this baby contains a special patented voice box that when pressed says phrases including �Hello�, �I�m Figaro� and �You�re all very attractive�. A sure fire hit for dinner parties!
Bachs Greatest Hits plus special free disk �Bach goes Bacharach�!
This is a must for all you lovers of classical music, these special limited edition CD�s contain all of J.S Bachs greatest tunes, including Prelude in C, excerpts from the Brandenberg Concertos plus many more! Plus free disc Bach goes Bacharach, an amazing fusion of two of the worlds greatest composers! Only $15.99
Derren Browns �Lean Mean Poaching Machine�
Now you too can perfect the art of egg poaching with Derren Browns amazing �Lean Mean Poaching Machine�. If you�re fed up with you poached eggs going out of shape, this egg poacher is the answer to your dreams! Truly a masterpiece in the world of culinary implements.
Yours just for $39.99
Derren Brown Halloween Costume
Here is a very special piece of merchandise and a must for any Halloween or fancy dress party. This set includes everything you need to look like the Mind Control star and fool all your friends! Contains stick on goatee beard, ESP cards, faded velvet suit, faux amethyst cufflinks and eye drops to aid continual staring (for maximum effect).
All yours for a measly $35.99
Paint by Numbers, Derren Brown Style
Want to paint like Derren and in his imitable style? Well now you can and when finished you will own a special piece of Derren Brown memorabilia. This kit is suitable for the amateur or beginner artist who wants to paint like Derren and contains all the materials needed.
Available paintings are Anthony Hopkins, Uri Geller, Marilyn Monroe or a self portrait of Derren.
Yours for only $19.99
Derren Brown Jigsaw Puzzle
No more boring rainy afternoons stuck inside when you own this fantastic jigsaw puzzle! You will spend hours of fun trying to piece together this wonderful puzzle.
Only $9.99!
more products coming VERY soon!!
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