"Merton!"
"Wha-at?"
"Would you please quit splashing water into my face?"
(Blank look) "Uh, Tommy? We are in the shower if you haven't realized that."
(Heavy sigh) "Well, duh. But I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't shake your wet hair around like a dog."
"People who live in glass houses, Tommy..."
"Yeah, yeah. Shut up. Who's bright idea was this anyway?"
(Smirk) "Yours."
"Oh...right. Well, I didn't hear you complaining at the time."
(Grabs shampoo and begins to lather hair) "You didn't give me a chance to. There I was, getting out of bed to get ready for class, when *someone* couldn't keep his paws off me."
"Hey, can I help it if I sometimes get this sudden and unexpected urge to screw?"
(Raised eyebrow) "Probably not, but I would have appreciated being asked."
"I'm sorry. Forgive me?" (Pleading puppy dog look)
(Sighs heavily) "Don't I always?"
"No comment." (Pauses to rub soap over glistening, wet body) "So, are we still on for tonight?"
(Turns around and gaps at lover) "You're kidding, right? Hell, Tommy. I don't think I'll be able to sit correctly let alone go at it again so soon."
"Who said you'd be receiving?"
"..."
"Merton?"
"..."
"Hey, Merton!" (Lightly smacks lover)
"Yeah, uh sure, Tommy." (Frowns) "We'll see, okay?"
"Aw, come on. I want to catch too ya know."
"I said we'll see."
(Mock sniffing and pouting) "Alright. Meany."
(Mouths 'meany?')
The End
Sorry, but didn't feel like going into a ton of detail and I've always wanted to write a shower scene between the two of them.
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