OK now where were? Ah yes Mrs Q in her un-divine wisdom had decided to play
around a little with the crew of the good old USS Fuckyourbud. Fed up to the
back teeth with Q and his infatuation with the very prudish unsexy all
business Star Fleet captain she had decide shortly after putting junior to
bed that she would put an end to her mates errant ways once and for all. The
only problem was how to do it.
With a snap of her fingers she took herself off to Voyager and had been more
than a little astounded at the antics that were going on.
In the holodeck the first officer and senior pilot were rubbing up against
each other and mumbling things she didn't even begin to understand.
In the Vulcan's quarters things were frantic as the young ensign that usually
announced their arrival was playing cowboy and riding the Vulcan's cock.
In the store room at the back of the kitchen Sam Wildman was screaming and
writhing in ecstasy as Nelix's whiskers tickled her thighs and his tongue
tickled the other important bit of a woman's body. "Ugh how gross," the
female Q thought to herself then made a note to get Q to perform the same act
so she could fully understand just how gross it was.
On the bridge she had observed the quiet and very manly Ayala as he stood
behind Gerron while he was at the helm, she watched him absently stroking the
young man's shoulder then bending to whisper a string of obscenities in the
young man's ear causing his usually pale skin to flush bright red.
"Your really gonna do that?" Gerron asked with a large grin spreading across
his face.
Ayala nodded, " just as soon as this fuckin shift ends baby," and then with a
pat on the head he had returned and took the captain's chair to wait on Alpha
shift coming to relieve them and as soon as they did he could then relieve
himself in Gerron.
Mrs Q frowned, "In the name of Q their all at it, why doesn't that woman have
a mate?" she casually drummed her fingers on the side of the hull then it hit
her. She couldn't make any of the crew fall in love with the woman, no matter
what she did it wouldn't look natural she needed love so that Q would think
it was real. Soooo she thought to herself if I just put two lovers in other
bodies, yesssss, that's it. Tom and Chakotay were lovers, in fact they were
just perfect.
With a click of her fingers each of the command staff found themselves
occupying the body of another.
Now she hoped these pitiful mortals could pull off the charade.
Bel muttered to herself and stepped onto the bridge as Chakotay to take
command with Harry trapped in Tuvok's body hot on her heals.
Tom stuck in the small and physically tired body of his captain suddenly
found it necessary to climb back into bed and rest, it confused him no end to
watch himself come to his aid and then he remembered that his lover was
trapped inside his body.
Chakotay sat down beside him/her gently stroking the side of his/her face.
"You ok?" his own blue eyes stared down at him but it was Chakotays concerned
voice he heard.
He nodded, "Just a little tired Cha that's all I'll be fine when I've had a
sleep."
Chakotay/Tom smiled and tucked the blankets up round
Tom/Janeway. I need to go to the bridge Tom I'll be back as soon as I can get
some rest sweetheart." Carefully he leaned in and drew Tom into a deep loving
kiss.
"NOOOOO," Q screamed, Kathy, Kathy, Kathy NOT HELMBOY?????????