B'Elanna went down to Engineering as instructed. //Hrmph! She says *I* snore!? Shit, she's louder than the damn engines!// She angrily thought to herself as she walked into Engineering. Sighing, she tapped her comm badge, "Torres to Ayala."
"Ayala here," Came the soft, yet manly voice.
"Ayala, I need you to take over command of the bridge per the Captain's orders."
"Aye, sir."
"Good. Torres out," she said. She took a few minutes to think about where she was going to put Chakotay and Tom. //I know! No wait, Seven wouldn't be too pleased to have the love birds in her cargo bay. Hmmm?// She tapped her finger on her mouth as she continued to think. //I got it!//
"Torres to transporter room."
"Chell here."
"Chell, I need you to do a site to site transport of Chakotay and Paris to holosuite two from the brig," She excitedly ordered.
"From the brig? What happened? Why are they in the brig?" Chell annoyingly asked.
Growling, "No time to explain. Just do as ordered."
"Yes, sir," Chell replied charinged.
"Good. Torres out. Now all I need to do is run an appropriate program," She muttered to herself.
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"Um...Chakotay?"
"Yes, Tom?"
"Why are we in the brig?" Tom asked as he got up off the cot and walked as far forward as he could before hitting the force field.
"Good question. The last thing I remember, we were in the Captain's quarters shaking hands and the next thing I knew, we were in here," Chakotay replied as he too got off the cot and walked as far forward as was possible.
They both stood there in silence, when all of a sudden the familiar effects of the transporter enveloped them.
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Samantha Wildman made her way towards the Captain's quarters. She was told that the Captain had wanted to see her. When she got to her destination, she pressed the chime and waited to be admitted.
"Enter," came Janeway's reply.
Sam walked through the door of the quarters. She looked around for the captain when she heard, "I'm in the bedroom."
She padded her way towards the bedroom and entered. She saw the captain propped up by pillows. She walked over to the captain's side of the bed and stood at attention.
"At ease, Samantha," Kathryn said. "Have a seat over here," she continued as she indicated the spot on her right for the younger woman to sit.
"You wanted to see me, Captain?" Wildman asked, taking a seat.
*Sigh* "Yes. You are the only one I know, who is in the same boat as me," she stated with a small smile.
"Oh? What would that be, Captain?" Samantha asked as she made herself comfortable.
Another long sigh, "Celibacy." At this, Sam burst out in a huge fit of giggles. "Why are you laughing?" Janeway asked a bit miffed with being laughed at.
Despirately trying to contain her laughter, "Ahem, who told you that, Captain?" She asked with a mock straight face.
Raising an eyebrow, "Well, no one. I just assumed...you've been getting some? With who...I mean," she cleared her throat. "Um...ah hell! Who have you been doing?" Janeway finally asked. The whole time Samantha was grinning ear to ear.
"You really want to know?" Wildman asked. She had already decided to tell Janeway, but wanted to watch her squirm for the hell of it.
"*Yes!*"
"It's...um...Neelix," Wildman finally stated.
"*What!?!?*"
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Tuvok left the Captain's quarters with Harry once again slung over his shoulder. Harry just laid there enjoying the feel of Tuvok's hand on his ass. '*sigh* I am one lucky guy to have Tuvie as my mate,' Harry silently mused, knowing full well Tuvok could hear all that was on his mind.
'You sure are,' Tuvok mentally replied. He continued to walk down the hall towards his quarters. When he got to them, he keyed in his access code and just about sprinted through the door.
"Weeee!" Harry giggled as he went bumpity bump on Tuvok's shoulder. Tuvok didn't stop until he went through the door of the bedroom and threw Harry onto the bed.
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Chakotay and Tom materialized in holosuite two. The program B'Elanna had initiated was a lovely beach with a crystal blue ocean. Both men blinked, looked around at their surroundings, then looked at each other. Between them was a picnic basket. Tom raised an eyebrow and bent down to see what was inside. As he rummaged through the basket, he began to giggle hysterically. Chakotay furrowed his brow and knelt down next to Tom.
"Chakotay, you have got to see what's in here," Tom said as he began pulling out the items in the basket. He pulled out a economy sized tube of lubrication, a regenerator, wetnaps, a washcloth, ten sandwiches, and two thermos of water.
Seeing all the items being brought out by Tom, Chakotay accidentally touched Tom's leg when he went to grab for one of the sandwiches. 'Ah, oh!' They both thought as the blood fever took it's toll on them once again.
"Toooooom," Chakotay purred as he began undressing himself.
"Chaaaaaakoooooootay," Tom also purred as he too undressed himself.
Before either one of them could totally finish undressing, they attacked each other. Tom had his pants dangling around his feet and Chakotay still had his underwear and boots on. They began kissing each other with such hunger and passion that they didn't look where they were going and tripped over a small rock. Tom fell backwards with Chakotay landing on top of him with a soft 'oomfph'. They continued to ravish each other.
Chakotay slid his hand down to Tom's engorged erection and began to pump it with vigor. "Yes! Fuck me *now*!" Tom passionately yelled at the top of his lungs.
"Hey, you don't have to tell *me* twice!" Chakotay exclaimed. "Just hold that thought for one second," He told Tom as he got up off him and quickly made his way to the huge tube of lube.
Moaning with frustration, "Forget the lube, Chak! Fuck me *now* before I die!" Tom yelled as he moved his hand down to his erection and started jerking off.
"Tom, there is no way in hell...will you stop that!...I am going to fuck you without lube. I don't want friction burns on my dick."
Grabbing the lube, Chakotay ran back to where he left Tom. Before he smeared the slippery goo anywhere, he yanked off Tom's pants from around his ankles and all but ripped his own underwear off. He squeezed a big helping of the lube onto his hand and thoroughly coated his huge dick with the slippery stuff.
"Get on all fours, Tom," Chakotay commanded as he stroked himself.
"Yes, sir!" Tom happily said as he turned over, spreading his legs and wiggling his ass in his lover's face.
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In a far corner of the galaxy, a certain pain in the ass entity, was scheming of ways to make a certain captain hot and bothered for him. He decided now would be a perfect time. As he was getting himself ready to leave, a female of his species, presumably his spouse...*shudder*...blinked into existence next to him. "Going somewhere, dear?"
"Um...just thought I'd go for a stroll, 'you hag!' dear," the male entity replied.
"Really? Great, I'll go with you."
"No! I...I...I mean who will look after junior?" He asked, trying his damnest to get away from her.
*sigh* "Hmmm, I guess you're right," the female pouted. "Well, okay. Have fun then and don't be home late."
Hiding a huge grin, "Of course, dear, 'bitch!'" He said as he blinked out.
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After Samantha Wildman had told Kathryn who she was doing, she kindly, yet firmly, told Sam to scram. 'That was definately *not* something I wanted to know about!' She shuddered violently. "Ick!"
As she was about to turn in for the night, Kathryn saw an all too familiar white flash. "Q!"
"Hello, Kathy," Q said pleasantly as he snapped his fingers and both of their clothes disappeared.