| Title: Pffffft Author: Christine Contact: [email protected] Series: VOY Part: 1/1 Rating: [PG13] Codes: J/C Archive: ASCEML and my website only. All others please ask first. Disclaimer: Paramount owns everything Trek. I own everything and everyone I made up. <g> Am I making money from this? What the hell are you smoking?! Feedback: Yes, please. Author's Note: Umm? OK this is just something silly that came to me one night. It's a parody so of course the actual characters wouldn't do this. Please let me know how you like it or didn't. Stupid? Hell ya! Can't write nothing but. <giggle, snort> Summary: Ah, the smell of success. :::Snore::: :::Pffft::: "Eew!" Tom Paris yelled, fanning the air in front of him. He turned towards the noise, "Damn Chakotay, lay off of Neelix's cooking!" :::Gasp, snore::: "That wasn't Chakotay." Tom wrinkled his face in disgust, "Captain?" :::Pffft::: "Ooops, sorry," Janeway apologized. Feeling the onslaught of another attack of gas, she raised her rear, :::Pfffft::: "Incoming!" Tom and Harry cried before hitting the floor. Janeway lowered her ass back down and smiled. Having smelled, uh...heard enough, "Captain, might I suggest...?" Before Tuvok could finish his sentence, Chakotay let one rip, :::Pfffffffft::: :::Snore::: "God damn! His was worse than your's Captain and he's asleep," Tom announced, using his turtleneck to cover his face. Janeway turned to look at the sleeping form of her First Officer, smiled and let another one rip, :::Pffft::: "Eeeeew!" Tom and Harry yelled. Tom whipped out the airfreshener and pointed it in the direction of his commanding officers. "Hey, I told Neelix the commander and I were lactose intolerant, but he didn't listen," Janeway said as Chakotay let loose another one, :::Pffffffffft::: "Ack! Remind me to kill Neelix when I get off duty," Tom said, still crawling around on the floor. Deciding they all had enough. Everyone headed for the nearest exit. Seeing the coast was clear, Janeway nudged Chakotay. "It worked. They left." Chakotay opened his eyes and looked around the bridge. "I told you it would." "I had no doubt in my mind," Janeway laughed. "Now, let's get nekkid." "My thoughts exactly." The End |