Title: Clothes Don't Make the Man.
Author: Carrie.
Fandom: Smallville.
Pairing: Clark/Lex.
Rating: PG-13.
Status: Finished.
Series: Undetermined.
Archive: If you like it, you can have it. Just let me know.
Feedback: Sure. [email protected] .
Website: http://www.phobetor.net/fiction/ .
Disclaimer: Not mine. =|
Warning: None. Sillyness?
Notes: First SV fic and I've not seen many episodes. Thanks to Dane for his first SV fic that, whilst giving feedback, I got inspired in my giggley-sleepyness to write the following. Thanks to Christine for help with characterization and what- not, and the title and summary. Thanks to Moj for beta'ing it for me.
Summary: Do clothes really make the man?

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"Lex?" A voice called.

Lex had always been able to see the younger boy's potential to become a charming, well sophisticated, respected figure in society, but now, he wasn't so sure about Clark.

"Le-ex?" The same voice, getting closer, called again, in a near sing song voice.

Not wanting to make any big deal about his... altered apparel, Lex walked through the few short hallways from the bathroom that connected to the entertainment room, as normally as he ever would.

Lex heard footsteps coming closer to the door and he leaned back against the edge of the nearest couch and waited. He'd actually spent the whole evening, since he got done with his work, in his new outfit. And surprisingly he was enjoying it. He felt a bit silly, but he was enjoying it.

Clark's adamant suggestions that Lex should dress more casually had finally worn him down enough to let Clark give back the favor. The favor being that the stylish billionaire taught the dusty farm boy how to clean up and look his best. And certainly after getting Clark into some very sexy outfits that hugged his body perfectly, Lex had been more easily persuaded into the current situation

One side of Lex's lips started twitching upwards at what he actually did look like right now, and at how he just *knew* what his friend would think about it as well.

The door opened and there was Clark, in a pair of slightly loose fitting dark denim jeans and a light grey t-shirt that was tight enough to show off his abdominal muscles in their perfect chiseled form. Clark looked over towards the window's where he thought Lex might be, plus that was the way the door opened, so naturally that's the first direction he'd look in. That was why Lex was on the other side of the room.

Lex watched as Clark's head turned with a slight furrow of his brows before he saw his friend. Lex's mouth formed itself into a small grin, and he kept his control as to not fall over laughing at the look on Clark's face.

Clark's eyebrows relaxed and then slowly rose half an inch up his forehead before a slow smile started to grow on his face. He stepped out of the doorway and shut the door behind him, taking a few more steps towards Lex.

Clark stood in front of Lex and pursed his lips together trying to keep a straight face. He managed. But only for about ten seconds before his face lit up with a gigantic goofy smile, that in turn made Lex's grin shift into a full blown smile of his own.

Lex had received a package from Clark, which Martha had brought over with his produce. Her son had been busy, so she had taken on his normal route that day. Along with the package was a letter. Clark's hand writing had not really been quite a surprise to Lex.

Already quite good at reading people and their emotions, analyzing their hand writing was just another little added knowledge that Lex had stored in his skull. Not necessarily something that was needed, but it was a neat little thing, he thought. From the things he saw in Clark's writing, though, he was curious to find out whether it was just a young man still finding his rhythm with a pen, or an established thing for him.

'But in today's society, clothes make a big difference, Clark,' Lex had said to him.

'Well, yeah, but what I'm sayin', is that you could just loosen up a little bit in public, you know?' Clark retorted and before Lex could continue, Clark raised his hand and continued his own opinions.

'I'm not meaning some drastic change or anything, just a little. Anything terribly humiliating you could just save for me, in private.' Clark grinned. Something that Lex had filed away in his ClarkFiles as possibly suggestive of ulterior motives for having Lex dressed how he was right now.

Currently, he was decked out in white, soft fuzzy pajamas with a repeating print of Batman on them. He had not wanted to make himself a complete laughing stock throughout all his staff of servants in the castle, so Lex had put one of his bath robes over top of it. But, still, to top it all off, he was wearing bunny slippers.

Bunny slippers. As Clark's eyes drifted slowly down Lex's body, another thing that was put into the ClarkFiles, his smile grew impossibly bigger. As Clark was barely maintaining his control, Lex had been curiously lured into the ClarkFiles himself, going over all the things his friend had done to signify the things he was suspecting.

Then, Clark lost it and after his final attempt to not laugh, he let out a small snort and gave in to a cheek splitting smile and beamed at Lex. The snort had drawn Lex out of his thoughts and made him laugh as well.

"They're funnier than I thought," Clark said after another chuckle and continued smiling.

Lex noted the smile and placed it as there was still some- thing he was missing that Clark hadn't told him. There was a glint of something in the younger man's eyes. Mischief, perhaps. It was only then that Lex realized Clark's hands had been behind his back the entire time.

He let his mouth drop open a bit while wondering what Clark was holding behind his back. Gesturing with his eyes as to what Clark was about to spring on him he asked, "What?"

Expecting Clark to spill, and that's just what he did, he brought his hands out in front of him and produced a a headband. Not just any headband, though. This one had pink fluffy ears attached to it. Bunny ears.

The mischievousness had melted down from Clark's eyes down to give him a feral looking smirk as he lifted his hands in a gesture to place the ears on Lex's head.

"No way," Lex said, holding up a hand and almost shaking a finger at his younger friend. "Don't you dare!"

The previous goofiness flashed back and then settled on something in the middle of both descriptions as Clark lunged forward at Lex, attempting to get the band over his head.

They ran in a few circles around the furniture in the room, making a few startled shouts and playful threats at each other. It was all good fun.

On the second lap around the coffee table, Clark had managed to grab one of Lex's arms and the fabric cover- ing it. Lex deftly slipped out of the robe and flung it over Clark's head, which didn't buy him much time to get away.

Lex was finding it harder to dodge Clark's fast grabs at him while he was wearing the bunny slippers. So, he tried to shake off the items. Relieved of his scuffling about, trying to avoid getting tagged with the bunny ears on his head, he made it one more trip around the table and glanced back to see where Clark was, expecting to be tackled down because he'd stopped.

Clark, though, had used his speed to get to the other side of Lex as the older man had looked the other way. When Lex turned to face him, he realized he'd been cornered in front of the couch that he'd been previously leaning against.

Clark's grin was still in place and Lex's breathing had escalated. They both allowed each other a moment to calm down before Lex tried to turn as fast as he could to dive over the back of the couch.

But not fast enough to escape the second grab made at him. This time Clark caught the elasticized band of the Batman pajama pants.

Lex still kept diving and Clark caught a glimpse at the crack of Lex's ass and almost felt himself blush, but settled for his brain going 'click', like the shutter of a camera, saving that image for later. Then, mid-pounce, he caught sight the silver embroidered double capital L's on the back bottom left leg of Lex's silk boxer's.

Lex felt Clark's hand on his lower back and then felt it quickly run down farther and Lex was surprised when the top of the pajama pants were pulled down, almost taking his boxer's with them. He was silently thankful that they hadn't and yet wishing that they did, just to see what Clark's reaction would have been.

Meanwhile, misjudging the momentum of his lunge-turned- pounce on Lex, they tipped the couch over onto its back and settled in a heap on the floor over the back of the couch.

There were twin shouts of surprise as they landed roughly, and then a groan and a laugh as they began to move. Lex sensed a fair bit of nervousness in the teen. Lex was about to suggest they got up, giving Clark an out from this most unexpected position they'd found themselves in. But before Lex could move, do or say anything, Clark was reaching for the nearby slippers that Lex had shrugged his feet out of a minute earlier.

While Clark gave him a few beans on the head with it, Lex had reached back and grabbed the other slipper and started returning the hits to Clark's head with the soft slipper.

They were slowly becoming more aggressive with the slippers, and why not, they were soft. Their arms became tangled and Lex had managed to pull his other arm out from under Clark's side, which was holding it down, to knock the slipper out of Clark's hand and throw his own with it, out of reach.

Clark's mouth gaped and then smirked changing the subject and asking, "So, Lex, why is there a monogram on your under- wear? Need your name stitched on them so you don't forget who's underwear you're wearing?"

Wow, Lex thought, being upfront about things are we now? "Well, I wouldn't mind wearing yours," Lex said, his voice sounding rather lust filled.

Lex watched Clark blush, then tense, before he relaxed. The undertones weren't lost on him and neither was the blatant show of attraction and want from the older man.

Clark shifted once more, back to what had become his usual look when he was around Lex. "Don't make me beat you over the head with that bunny slipper again," he said, teasing and throwing a glance to where the slippers had been flung.

He leaned down, giving Lex's lips a quick lick, asking for admittance, which was promptly given. Lex was a bit stunned, not having expected that Clark would have been so out-right with the kiss. But then thinking back at how persistent his friend was, he wasn't really surprised.

And, apparently Lex was right about one thing. Maybe he'd have to keep the bunny slippers around. Just as long as Clark didn't start acting too fruity. He admitted the fluffy things were rather comfortable, if silly. Perhaps he could try for more casual things in public, when not working. But not to the extent of bouncing around in superhero pajamas and bunny slippers and, Lex sighed mentally, ears. Which he realized Clark had slipped on his head while their lips were pressed together.

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