Calling
*Ring, ring*
"Joe's Bar and Grill, Joe speaking."
"Um...sorry." *click*
*Ring, ring*
"Road Kill Cafe. You kill 'em, we grill 'em."
"Uh, wrong number, sorry." *click* "Damn."
*Ring, ring*
"Yell-o. Evil Werewolf syndicate. How may I direct your call?"
*click* "What the hell?"
*Ring, ring*
"Joe's abortion clinic. You rape 'em, we scrape 'em."
"..." *click* "Fuck this."
"Clark, what are you doing up there?"
"Nothing, mom." *snicker*
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