| Title: Survey {Strife} Author: Everyone, but original concept by Christine This part Xandria Contact: [email protected] Series: Xena/Hercules Archive: Yeah Strife was bored. Ares had told him, no ordered him to take a break before he killed him. So he was lying in Cupe's temple, yawning. Cupe didnt want him around after what happened with Bliss last time. Yawning, he looked over at the alter and saw a scroll appear. So he got up and slouched over. To his surprise it was addressed to him, so he opened up to read it. "Hey why not? it'll give me somethin ta do till Cupe gets back anyway. Sitting down he began to write. NAME: Strife SEX: Yep. Ya offerin' or somethin? AGE: Well, Cupe's older than me, but I'm older than Harmonia so I guess that's right HOME: Unc's placeat tha moment. Cupe's place soon I hope now he's finally gotten rid of Psycho HEIGHT: Taller than Mom EYES: Cupe says they're the bluest shade he's evah seen HAIR: Black. FAVORITE SMELL: Cupe WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When that spell was cast and Cupe married Psycho. But he got Bliss outta that so that's pretty cool. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Waking up in the morning in Cupe's bed WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Mmmm, I feel like Love God for Breakfast. FAVORITE FOODS: Berries and Cream a la Cupe. The way he screams aftah I lick it from his body just gives me an appetite for more! THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Cupe. Duh! DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Duh! No, why do ya think Unc was tha one ta raise me!? DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Hey! That's just a story Mom spread around...um, Nah! No toy horses for me! IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? There's this really big hairy spider called a tarantula that's pretty cool. IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Depends. Which would cause tha most problems? IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Been there, done that, brought back tha Lethe water ta prove it. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Will work for sex. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Depends on tha girl. But this things kinda one piece, so I'd havta take it all off. GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? Mischief IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I wanna promotion, maybe do some torture, but Unc says not yet. IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Purple WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? If I'm lucky, Cupe in chains. If I'm really lucky, me in chains. IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Who cares as long as it alcoholic? ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Hey, whatevah floats ya boat. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Toys. Some chains, a few cockrings, some dildos, a grapefruit... IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? What are ya, nuts? WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? Psycho when she married Cupe WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Psycho being found cheating on Cupe and Cupe divorcing her. WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Well, it pretty much sucked tha year Mom gave me up for good ta Unc and all, but hey! At least some one was noticing me and stuff then! NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: If ya mean a mortal, than Joxer. He's cool, and he does so much of my work already. If he let me, I'd make him my high priest. Unc'd probably kill me, though. But if ya mean a God, then Cupe. He was tha only one that didnt tease me. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Blondie. The way she dissed Joxer is so uncool. Or Psycho, Little Miss Sugah wouldnt melt in my mouth cheating she dog! DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? Duh! ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Again, Duh! Definitely not! And I'm quite willing ta prove it, again and again! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yeah. Cupe's just tha best, ya know? DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Me in black, Cupe in white, an army at tha gates, a food fight, relatives doing the unforgivable, family feuds, ya know? Just the usual kinda thing. And then a honeymoon, just me and Cupe alone, on a beach somewhere, some chains, a few toys... WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? Anything with Cupe is fine. WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? Cupe! WHY? He's Cupe! What othah reason is there? NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Cupe DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? He bettah! Especially after last night! SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Nice penmanship. Smirking, Strife put it down. As soon as he let go of it it dissapeared. A flash caught his eye and he turned around to see Cupid and Bliss back from their lesson. "Hey!" "Hey!" They kissed. |