| Yeah another one. :) I dunno, the survey unblocked my writer's block. Title: Survey {Cupid} Author: Everyone, but original concept by Christine This part Xandria Contact: [email protected] Series: Xena/Hercules Archive: Yeah NAME: Cupid SEX: Mooooooooooom! For the final time I am not telling you where and when Strife and I 'get it on', no matter how cute you think it is! AGE: 623 HOME: Ya feelin' all right Mom? I moved to my own place about four centuries ago. After all that arguing too and having to get Dad and Granma and even Grandpa on my side so yuo'd let me. Sheesh! HEIGHT: 6 feet EYES: Green HAIR: Blond FAVORITE SMELL: Do I havta answer that? You'll think it's cute again. Okay then, Strife! Satisfied? Some parents just havta know everything! Dad just accepts whatevah I tell him, but you, you havta know details! WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When I was under that spell still and was betrayed by Psyche BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Getting rid of her and finally getting together with Strife :Smile: WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? This is getting too close to stuff I don't want to tell you again, Mom! FAVORITE FOODS: Ambrosia THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Have some down time with Strife and Bliss. Away from family! In private! DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? You're kidding, right? How can you ask me that?! We get on fine. I just wish you didn't want ta know everything I'm doing! DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Does Strife count? :Smile: IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Pegasus, cause then we could go flying together IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A cat. They're cool. IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? I can already. Me and Uncle Hades get on very well. What, you think it was Dad who finally got Strife outta there? WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Slippery when wet. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Hellooooo, Mom. Wings?! GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? God of Love IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? This one's pretty cool. IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Hey! What's wrong with my hair? Why do you always find something to pick at? Cupid, clean up your temple. Cupid, get over the crush on Strife and find some girl to moon over. And look at how that turned out Mom!! WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? Chains. I'm not saying anything else 'cause you'd think it was cute and pinch my cheek! Why do ya havta go around doing that all tha time anyway?! IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half full! ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty, Mom. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Uhhh. Look. Mom, take my word for it. There's some things I just can't tell ya 'cause you're my Mom, okay? IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? Who wouldn't want to be friends with Love? WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? Apollo. All those music lessons you made me take and I still sound like a tomcat on the prowl. WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Bliss. WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? That peacock Grandma gave me. It bit me! NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: Joxer. I'm glad he and Dad got together, they both needed someone. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Who would admit to it? Both you and I would make sure they nevah got any again! Oh wait, Gabrielle, 'cause a Joxer. :Smirk: :Sigh: Psyche I guess. DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? Next question, Mom ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Mooooooooooom! Why do you do this to me?! HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Duh! God of Love here! I love everybody! DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Well that kinda turned into a nightmare, Mom. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? I keep sayin I'm not gonna tell ya! WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? WHY? La la la la. Not listening Mom NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Strife DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? Heh heh heh. Yeah. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Look Mom, even though you wanna know all about my private life, I know you mean well and I love ya. |