| NAME: Julius Caesar SEX: Male AGE: 34 HOME: Imperial Rome, but wherever I choose to be is home. HEIGHT: 6' EYES: Green HAIR: Brown FAVORITE SMELL(s): Fear. Laurel leaves. Leather. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Admitting defeat. Being stabbed is no picnic, either. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Crushing an enemy under my heel. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Attaining my destiny. FAVORITE FOODS: Succulent black grapes and Godiva chocolate, at the present time. I intend to enjoy ambrosia at some time in the future. THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Plan my campaign to annihilate my opposition. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Irrelevant inquiry, in that they are deceased. Also, your question is misstated -- it should be, do they get along with me? DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? I shall pretend I did not hear that. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A certain impertinent Warrior Princess, complete with collar and leash, curled up at the foot of my throne. IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A King Cobra, poised to strike with deadly force. IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Myself, of course. There is no one else of any import. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Gemini GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? If she knelt before me and begged with enough fear, perhaps. WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? Imperator, and commander of the Imperial Roman Army. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Ruler of Olympus. Barring that, ruler of the world. IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I am already perfection. I would change nothing. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? A bronze shield bearing my image, and a very large mirror. IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half empty, of course. Obviously lacking in ambition, and worthy only of my contempt. ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I have the skills to be whatever my ambition dictates. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? A riding crop; a set of manacles; my journals. IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? Of course! But friends are an unnecessary luxury. It is much better to have allies that can be assassinated when they have served their purpose. WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? I resent the implication -- have you not been listening? WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? The total subjugation of Gaul. WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? A stalemate with Pompey at the hands of that bitch. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: See above response. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Potentially, everyone. They all stand in the way of my attaining my destiny. DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? Nyphs and satyrs are both useful. And fortunately expendable, when they become tedious. ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Hardly. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Love is a human convention utilized by lesser mortals to keep them from slitting their wrists, and I have no need to lower myself in such a fashion. Besides, it infers a meeting of the minds of two equals, and is therefore not a possibility, in that I have no equal. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. One that forms a useful alliance and cements my political position. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? On top, and in absolute control. Is there any other position? WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? Zeus WHY? "Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer." I could discern his weaknesses, and he might be careless enough to fall asleep. NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: I'm rather fond of a certain god of war -- I enjoy the challenge -- but I object to the term "crush." It infers a state of mind to which I do not subscribe, and which is an impossibility for me. DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? No, and I would suggest that you keep this information to yourself. That way I will owe you a favor, rather than having to render Ares sister-less. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. She, and her little survey, are mildly amusing. |