| NAME: Ares, God of War SEX: The definition of butch masculinity. AGE: Infinite HOME: The Halls of War HEIGHT: 6"2' EYES: Like you don't know. HAIR: See above. FAVORITE SMELL: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Seeing my bastard half-brother's face at the end of a long day. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Seeing my bastard half-brother's face at the end of a long day. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: War. FAVORITE FOODS: Ambrosia. THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Fight. Fuck. Fight. Fuck. Fight... DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Does anyone? My father's a whoring prick. My mother could do a lot better. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? <tosses fireball> IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I have a hound of war, Graegus. IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Hound of war. IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? My granfather, for some advice on patricide. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Aries. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Depends on the girl. WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? Aren't you paying attention? God of war. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? See above. IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? <draws sword> Smile when you ask that. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? Weapons. The skulls of my enemies. IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Empty. ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? There's nothing I can't do. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Thamiris' "Guerradio." I love that woman--she's a genius. IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? I'm the god of war. I don't do friends. WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? Why would I be envious of anyone? What? You think I'm jealous of Hercules? Lies, all lies. WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Sun Tzu's The Art of War WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: ... NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Hercules. DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? I only care about strength. ARE YOU A VIRGIN? <tosses fireball> HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Love's for girls and weaklings. <hides locket with lock of red hair> DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. You're really asking for trouble, you know that? WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? On top. WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? WHY? Xena, just to show her what she's missing. NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: No one. Look, I said no one, okay? Not Hercules. No one. DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? No, of course not. I mean... SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. It's over. |