| Please fill out the survey below and it will be picked up when finished. NAME: Iolaus SEX: Male AGE: HOME: Where ever my job takes me. (You know, overachieving sidekick to a hero?) HEIGHT: Shorter than Hercules...actually, just plain short. <Dammit!> EYES: Blue, deep and meaningful HAIR: Golden and wavy...(Straw yellow and frizzy, but cut me some slack!) FAVORITE SMELL: Warrior sweat in the morning WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: ...Washing that warrior sweat off in a really cold stream in the morning BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Kicking some evil doers ass...and making off with their misguided women! WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Why am I so high off the ground? Damn you Hercules! FAVORITE FOODS: Rabbit...I'm a creature of habit. THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: have a few drinks, fight, help out a village, fight, chase a sexy lady, fight... DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Sure do DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Come off it, Dite. (Who I'm suspecting more and more as the sender...) IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A horse. It would sure beat walking. IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Wouldn't want to be an animal...stay away from me with that damn bow... IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? My parallel self; from what Herc tells me he's a great guy. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Sagatterius GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Of course I would...if she liked funny purple vests, that is. WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? Sidekick to a hero...(It has good benefits!) IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? God of War...but just to see Ares line up at the Unemployment Parthenon in Athens IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I'm not sure, but it certainly would not be purple! WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? No walls on the road, but when I was at the academy I had a collection of swords and paintings by Kora IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half full always; I'm a positive kinda guy ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? usually the pointiest objects in the forest (Why me?) IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? I think so. I tell the best jokes! WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? (Looks around nervously) You, Aphrodite. How do you get your hair looking so golden?! WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Herc had this awesome sword forged for me by Hepheastus when we were in the Academy WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Deimos showing up with a big gang of annoyed satyrs (And screaming something about a whittled stick...) NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: Hercules, obviously. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Callisto DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? I'm a ladies man ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Getting a bit personal, Aphrodite! (Who I'm now certain sent this thing!) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes. But she's dead and gone. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. I already had my dream wedding, with Anya. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? Missionary, I suppose... WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? Discord WHY? (Makes sure Hercules isn't watching) Well, even if she is an evil self centred harpy...she IS hot NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Gabrielle DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? I think I made it kinda clear to her...she's a great girl, boots and all! SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. (Golden Apple Manipulation Aside...) You're my favorite goddess, Dite. Really! |