| NAME: Deimos...as in God of Terror and Ares all round pal. SEX: MALE. (ALL male...purrrrr) AGE: Exactly as old as I look...(But I'm masculine beyond my years <G>) HOME: Mt. Olympus (Oh duh Dite. You leave this thing lying around Mt. Olympus and then you ask stupid shit like that.) HEIGHT: Dunno...taller than Strife! EYES: Bright and hopeful...(Green) HAIR: Blond (It adds contrast to the other war gods, don't you think?) FAVORITE SMELL: The smell of success! Oooh, and Discord's hair gel/birth control...when she sticks it in her who can tell? But it smells kinda fruity. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Ares wrath...and when my shorts stick to my ass after hours of squatting in the sun. But mostly Ares wrath. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Screwing around with Amazons! Man, that was bitchin! WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? *Why are the sheets so sticky...aw crap.* (You had to give me this stupid thing TODAY didn't ya, airhead?) FAVORITE FOODS: Ambrosia, naturally...but you know, I really like these little fish cake thingies with the chewy seaweed. But last time I nipped down there to grab a bag I saw Xena's little friend chucking a spaz and I've been traumatized ever since. Damn her! THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Do Ares dirty work and occasionally steal Aphrodite's big shell...whoops, did I say me steal it? I meant Strife...seriously! DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? If I knew who they were...aw hell, they'd still hate me. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? If you consider Ares serving girl 'stuffed'. Aw hell...Dite, I know you know about teddy but pleaaaseee...don't tell Ares... IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I had a pet cactus once, but Discord blasted it to smithereens. IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? I'd be Xena's horsie! (Cool or what?) IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? I'm always trying to get job interviews with that obscure nimrod Hades...if he'd just do lunch and stop avoiding me! (And he says he's an equal opportunity employer...puh!) WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Capricorn (The earthy lust beast. Is that your thing? No?) GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? If she could peel it off, she could have it. I find it very hard to get it off myself.) GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? Am I spose to answer this one...better dodge it smoothly... WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? God of Terror, of course. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? God of War and part time master of the Universe. IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I did make it a color...now I can't make it any other color. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? This kick ass mosaic of Xena naked I constructed out of a shattered vase Discord threw at me. (Oh, how her violence inspired me!) IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? It was half empty, but then I pissed in it, made it full, and everyone was happy. ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Righty...but I aint average in all *areas* hehehe! WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Stuff...if I collected all the change under there I'd have upwards of 20 dinars! IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? I feel like I'm friends with myself everytime I talk to Strife...but I'm better to talk to coz I can be sure of intelligent conversation. Discord has already proved that point...grrrr. WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? Hephy. I mean, he's got you, hasn't he? WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Well, once Strife whittled a stick and gave it to me... WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? As I said, Strife whittled a stick. (I feel so unloved...) NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: Friend? What's a friend. Well, If I bribe Discord with treats she's Ok. Cousin Ares is ok when he's not slamming me into walls. Strife is ok when drunk...are you getting my drift here? NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Apollo. Whiny cat scratching bitch! DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? Girls...but at this rate...it might be worth trying dudes. ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Dite, what do you really intend to do with this thing, huh? (Yes...but Ares has explained the ins and outs and ins and outs and ins and outs of women so I'm set!) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes. I won't name names, but let's just say Apollo's equipment appealed to her alot more. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Well, the cake would be big enough for you and Cordy to catfight in it hahahahahaha..! Oooh, oooh, and I'd get Persephone to do that cool thing she does, you know, how she can burp out that song Elysian Fields? Yeah, I'd get her to do that at the reception. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? Non applicable. (Boo hoo) WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? Xena and her little friend Gabs WHY? Why do you think, Dite?! As Goddess of Love you have gotta understand a guys obsession with threesome! NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Xena. Man she's hot! DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? I sure hope not...she might make me eat chakram. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Awwww...do I have to? Uhhh...well, Dite...when your not sending Bliss around to shoot me up the ass with these gods foresaken arrows, you're ok to kick around with. Just stop warning Hercules of my inspired schemes; Ares' lightning burns don't half tickle, you know. Right. This thing done? Good...catch ya later dude. |