| Ok - to get the joke in this one you really have to have read Practical Parenting either from the KSA archive or on my web page <g> It basically revolves around Ares dealing with Strife being returned to life as a baby and becoming a todler.... And all the inherent chaos a Goddly baby would bring to everyone lives... If you want to check them out - My page is: http://members.tripod.co.uk/shamenka/index.html And 'Swrifeses' Survey - as best he could manage <g> and for those who don't know these things nappy = diaper ok? NAME: Swife SEX: Unk A'eses 'ittle boy AGE: fweee and a big bit HOME: 'lympus HEIGHT: fweeeee feeetses EYES: bwoo HAIR: Bwown FAVORITE SMELL: dinner WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: full nappy - I only wears 'em at night now - I's a big boy Gody BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: No more nappy ouch on my bum WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Uh oh need change FAVORITE FOODS: sweetcakes and cold milk THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Play with kitty - he was a hiya - a hiyadra - a big thing with lots of heads. I saveded Unk 'ercules fom it - I's bave DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? not got none 'cept Unk A'es DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? 'course, lots, that one's bunny - he's a lion, that one's spike he's a cat, that one's Mr Fluffy he's just a ball of fluff - and that one's a cuddly 'ercules dolly I call it bop 'cause that's what unk A'es does to it everytime he sees it, an' I got more in that box, but Unk A'es makes me keep 'em there coz thered not be room for me... IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Got lots of them - cause I's made a kitty and puppies and made a horse 'uman... I's a clever Goddylin' IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? I'd be kitty 'cause he sleeps on Unk A'eses bed an' it a real comfy bed. IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? I meted them all see Unk 'ades showed me the dead peoples an' I's a omnipppitant Goddything so's I's knows the liveying ones too. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Swife's 'oom - keep owt GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? My shirt - why girl want my shirt? I only got one at a time girl not gettin my shirt...... GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? What girl not got own shirt for an'way? Is girl's mummies an' daddies not good to her? Why you let her live wiff bad mummies an' daddies? 'Snot fair, 'snot nice... girl can live wiff me an' Unk A'es an' have all the shirtsews an' stuff she want WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? Toddler of 'ischief I's knoes coz Unk A'es says so.. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Joxer's he just goes about havin funz... an' hezes the best baby sitter like ever... IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Unk A'es wont show me that magic.. I whineded for hours an he wouldn't show me...aunteeeeee - would you show me that magic? I'll only change my own hair honest... WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? dwawins Unk A'es did for me all these silly pictures of ev'body else on 'lympus all of them on the po.... IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? don't know - it's got a trainin lid on ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I not know WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? beasties - there's a bad Unk 'erculeez who bites you feeetses off if you get out of bed when you mustn't.... and I think kitty did something last night it pongs lots... IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? eh? WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? Nana - she got big muddy gaden an' I's not allowed to pay in it much coz it her mud... last times me an' nana payed in her mud Unk A'es went purple... an' he still wouldn't show me that magics... WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Unk 'ades sended me back to Unk A'es I stolded C'pidses fetherses. WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Bad men ki'nap me fom Auntee Dyteezes place - but Unk 'ercules 'escued me NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: Unk A'es an' Unk 'ercules an' Unk shorty an' Unk 'oxer and C'pid an' Unk 'ades.... an' youz NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: the bad mens that stoled me fom aunteeee dyteeeeez place DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? eh? ARE YOU A VIRGIN? I's goin' to have to ask Unk A'es 'bout that - wha's a virgin? you thin' Unk A'es will telz me? HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? love ev'body DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Weddin's is sisssy stuff WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? what s-e-x-u-a-l mean? I gots lots to ask Unk A'es WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? WHY? There no room with me an' all my cuddly babies an' the puppies... is why Kitty sleeps in Unk A'eses bed NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: What a crush? I's too small to squish an'b'dy DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? Who know what? I didn't do nuthin' honest I's been good I's not even left 'Lympus for ageses... SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Aunteee Dyteee's a very comfy cuddle |