| NAME: Ares SEX: Male, at the moment AGE: always and eternal HOME:Mt. Olympus HEIGHT: taller than you EYES: sharper than a falcon HAIR: yes FAVORITE SMELL: The hot copper tang of a new battlefield WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Setting up a brilliant scheme only to have it ruined by bumbling mortals (especially that muscle-bound demi-dunce, Hercules) BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Being me. That's more than enough. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? I rarely bother to sleep. FAVORITE FOODS: Ambrosia, anything sweet since I only eat for pleasure. THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Organize wars, listen to prayers and petitions, accept sacrifices, visit new widows, annoy Xena DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I intend to show them the same respect that they showed their own parents. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? next question IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Hercules, muzzled and on a leash. Oh, and a little pink collar, the kind with bells on it. IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? I *can* be any type of animal I want to be but I'm quite fond of assuming human form. IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Strife! I've been down to Tartarus a dozen times and he keeps avoiding me. There are still things missing from the last time he visited my temple and I want them back! WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Yield, if you know what's good for you. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? No. If I gave every mortal everything they ever asked for, the world would be in chaos. Besides, mortals are supposed to give us gifts. GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? God of War IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Being the God of War is not just a job, it's who I am. IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Why mess with perfection? WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? Swords, axes, knives, crossbows, the occasional disobedient warlord IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Cup? What cup? ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I'm a god! I don't even have to use my hands. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Swords, axes, knives, crossbows, the occasional obedient warlord IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? I'd fall down in awe and terror and pay myself the homage that I am rightly due. WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? Well, I sometimes envy Poseidon his domain. Having your own corner of the planet would make it a lot easier to sty out of family politics. WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? One of my warlords dedicated his three, identical triplet sons to me one year. They've been very entertaining. WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? A raging case of the...ask Cupid. He gave them to me. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: The God of War needs no friends. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Hmmm. Dahak. DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? I like mortals. They're just so...tender. ARE YOU A VIRGIN? You should know, Aphrodite. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? see above DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Eurgh. No thanks. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? Me on top WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? WHY? Xena. Because she's the only one who has ever dared to say no to me. NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: There's this mortal that just gets under my skin for some reason. I don't know what it is but everytime I'm anywhere near him all I can think about is how much better he'd look without all that so-called armor on. DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? He'd better not. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Aphrodite...hmmm, well, I've always admired her enormous...temples. |