| Please fill out the survey below and it will be picked up when finished. NAME: Zeus SEX: Male, of course AGE: I'm not telling, You don't get the ladies if they know you're old enough to be their grandfather. HOME: Mount Olympus, of course. HEIGHT: 6' EYES: Ice blue HAIR: White FAVORITE SMELL: power WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Hera finding out I've got another bastard child on the way BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having sex with my latest conquest WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Putting another notch on the old bedpost. I love it when they're virgins. Nothing like popping somebody's cherry to get the old blood flowing. FAVORITE FOODS: Ambrosia THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Make Ares life hell, conspire to turn the rest of the Pantheon against him, rub my affairs in Hera's face, remind everybody how much better Hercules is than anybody else. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? No, not since Father ate my older brothers and Mother sent me into hiding. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Well, my pets have said that I am an animal in bed. And I do stuff it into them every chance I get. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I have all my conquests that I bed, I don't have time for a pet. IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A horse, you do know the expression 'hung like a horse, don't you?' IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? They should be happy to meet me, dead or alive. I might be willing to slip them a little, if they're attractive enough WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Available, room for rent. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? No, I want my ladies naked, and begging for me. Of course, that goes for the boys too. GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? King of the Grecian Gods IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Why stop at the Grecian gods, think of how many worshipers there are in the other pantheons that have yet to see my beauty. And my staff, did I mention the fact that it's nine inches long? IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Whatever color that gets me sex, I don't care. Just as long as it's not out of place. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? My temple walls are white to signify my power, with a room containing pictures of my conquests the moment they have lost their virginity to me. IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? It is always full, I am the king of the gods. ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Ambidexterous. And the ladies love it when I'm playing with their nipples and ass at the same time. The boys love it when I play with their nipples and cock while I'm fucking them too. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Dust bunnies, I'm too busy screwing around to dust. IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? Of course, I'd be stupid not to worship myself. WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? Cupid, he doesn't have to put up with Hera's crap when He wants to get laid. WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Alcemene announced she was pregnant with Hercules WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? My wedding night with Hera. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: I'm King of the gods, I don't need friends. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Hera DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? Both, as anybody can tell you. If they're pretty enough, I don't care which hole I bless with my seed. ARE YOU A VIRGIN? No HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Love no, lust always. What are you doing later tonight? DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. I'm officiating at a wedding, I've long since banished Hera, and the bride, groom, weddling party, and guests place themselves on my altar to receive my blessing WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? All of them. But I will not allow myself to be bottomed, a man has to have some principles. WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? WHY? Hercules, he's got a nice ass on him and Blondy shouldn't get to have all the fun. NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: No, everybody has crushes on me. Or they should anyway, I am the kind of the gods after all, and the best damn lover in any pantheon, if I do say so myself. DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? They will the moment I tell them SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Nice ass, Aphrodite, Want to get together later tonight? |