| Please fill out the survey below and it will be picked up when finished. NAME: Xena SEX: Female AGE: None of your business, next question please HOME: The road HEIGHT: 5' 7" EYES: blue HAIR: Black FAVORITE SMELL: the water WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Fighting with Ares over my destiny. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Fighting with Ares over my destiny. And thinking up new stunts to annoy Gabrielle with. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Doesn't Gabrielle ever shut the tartarus up? I'll have to arrange a boat trip soon, at least she'll be too busy throwing up to talk and she might even fall overboard. Naaahhhh, I can't get that lucky. FAVORITE FOODS: Anything Gabrielle didn't cook. THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Ignore Gabrielle's yak, yak, yak. Ride Argo so she has to walk, poor baby, and kick bad guy's butts DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Some of the time, when Ares and I are plotting against Gabrielle, dweeb of the amazons oh yeah. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Whatever Gabrielle's most afraid of IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? See previous answer IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? My brother and son. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Beware of Flying Chakram. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? No WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? Warrior Princess IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Priestess, Mother, Wife IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I would look so stupid in any other color. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? Nothing IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half-full ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Ambidextrous WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Dirt IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? God I hope not, I have enough people tagging after me now. As soon as I get this stupid assignment over, Ares and I are going to have a little talk. (Note to myself-never play poker with the fates again, they can be real bitches when they lose.) WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? Anybody who can shut Gabrielle up for more than five seconds at a time without killing the ditz. WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? The birth of my son WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? The death of my brother, and then my son. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: Joxer NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Callisto, the little witch. DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? Guys ARE YOU A VIRGIN? NO HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Not going there WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? I have to be on top, other than that, anything goes. WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? WHY? Iolaus, he's a fantastic fuck, much better than Hercules. And he knows it too. Second choice, Joxer, see above for reason. NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: I don't have crushes. DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Aphrodite, you give blondes a good name, unlike the babbling brook Ares insists I bring with me on my travels. Otherwise, I'd have gagged the little twit and left her behind years ago. But then, you already know she's lied on her survey, she's no more a natural blonde than I am. |