| Please fill out the survey below and it will be picked up when finished. NAME: Iphicles SEX: Not as often as I would like AGE: Older than Hercules and Iolaus HOME: Corinth HEIGHT: 6'2" EYES: Hazel HAIR: Black FAVORITE SMELL: the earth after a rain WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Having to listen to Hercules bitch and moan about the gods again. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Watching my brother leave the Castle so I can finally get some peace and quiet WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? How the hell did Jason talk me into this job, anyway? Oh yeah, I was second choice after Jerkules. (Whoops, Meant my wonderful brother Hercules) FAVORITE FOODS: Sweetcakes (I got hooked on them while babysitting Bliss for Aphrodite one day. THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Rule Corinth, listen to the people, and pray Hercules is nowhere around. I only wish Iolaus would come visit without him. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I never knew father, and mother always favored my baby brother, so I would have to say no. I do get along with Jason well enough though. (Mother always liked you best) DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? A teddy bear Bliss made for me because he decided I was lonely sleeping alone. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A cat to lay on my lap while I'm sitting by the fire IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A hydra, to scare the crap out of my brother. IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Mother, just to ask her 'Why?' What is so wrong with me that she always ignored me in favor of Hercules. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Yes, I am the King. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Yes. GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? King of Corinth, only cause Hercules didn't want the job. Too busy screwing around. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Farmer IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Blond, so I don't look so much like his other brother. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? Tapestries depicting battles that I've turned around so I don't have to look at them. IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half empty. (Yes Aphrodite, I am bitter, how nice of you to notice.) ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Lefty WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Nothing, the servants clean my chamber every day. IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? They'd have to know Hercules has a brother who's not a god first. WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? You want the list alphabetically or in order of importance? WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Mother actually remembered she had a son who wasn't Hercules WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Mother told me that Hercules was the son of a god, so he was extra-special and we had to do everything he wanted. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: I don't have any friends, I live in Hercules shadow NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Guess who, begins with an H and ends with a S. Oh, you guessed. DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? Looks around to see who is in the vicinity, both. ARE YOU A VIRGIN? NO HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. I'm marrying and it's not because I need an heir to the throne or because I'm Hercules' brother, the king WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? It's been so long, I can't remember. WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? WHY? Iolaus, he sees me as me, NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Ares DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? No, I'm Jerkules other brother, and not worthy of his notice except in war. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Aphrodite, you're a lovely woman, not at all what Hercules spouts, and can you please send somebody my way who wants me as me, not because they want something from Hercules. |