| Please fill out the survey below and it will be picked up when finished. NAME: Hades SEX: As often as I can get it AGE: I am eternal death. <Note from Ares as Hades gets up to see what the screaming is about in the next room, He'll be five thousand next week, give or take a century.> HOME: Tartarus HEIGHT: 6' EYES: Hazel HAIR: light brown FAVORITE SMELL: a field of wildflowers WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Finding out that Strife, Greta, and Iolaus have, if you'll pardon the expression, gotten themselves killed yet again and are at this moment raising hell in Tartarus. Charon still hasn't recovered from their last visit. (Goes to the door again, sticks his head out, and yells at Greta to quit sliding down the banister of the main staircase, she's knocking the skulls of the newel posts again.) BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Laying in bed between my husbands, Ares and Joxer. (Slaps Ares roving hands away from his body and gives him an evil glare, whispering 'later, as soon as I finish this.' WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Move guys, I have to pee. <Yeah, I know. Not too damn romantic, but the truth.> FAVORITE FOODS: Chinese THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Ignore the work piling up and spend some time with the family. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Next question, please. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Yes, let's leave it at that. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I already have a three-headed dog, the big sissy, what else is there? IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A Hawk, I'd love to be able to fly like Bliss, Cupid, and Greta can. IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? King of the Underworld here, to quote the Sixth Sense 'I see Dead people.' WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Beware of three-headed dog GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Yes. GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? King of the Underworld IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? God of Mischief. IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Florescent orange, so I can piss off my baby brother next time he bitches about my attire. <Where did you think Greta got her attitude from?> WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? Depends on who's looking at them, everybody sees them differently. Greta's still bitching about the blood dripping from screaming heads mounted on the walls, so I'm sticking with plain white. IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Scowls at Ares as he drains the cup and belches loudly. Empty now. Jayce, bring me another pitcher of beer, and some aspirin. I have a feeling it's going to be a long day. ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Ambidexterous. And my husbands don't mind a bit. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Looks over at Ares rummaging around under there, smirks as Joxer pinches Ares' butt. Ares levitates the bed and sweeps out dirty magazines, empty beer cans, pizza boxes, and a years supply of dirty clothes that missed the hamper. IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? No, I'm supposedly death personified. I'd be scared shitless of myself. WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? Cupid and Strife, they can spend as much time as they want together, their duties don't keep them apart. WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Finding out that Joxer and Ares loved me. Looks over at his husbands and reaches over to swat Greta as she makes gagging noises. WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? A lecture from baby brother about 'conduct unbecoming an god.' Yeah right, the man who cannot keep his pants zipped for more than two seconds, lecturing me. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: Methos NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Zeus, when he's in a mood. DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? Both ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Yeah right, not as Strife would say. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Looks over at husbands and child. Yes. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. We're surrounded by family and friends as we exchange vows. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? It involves Joxer, Ares, Whipped Cream, and a feather duster. I'm leaving it at that, 'Dite. WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? WHY? My husbands of course NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Ares and Joxer DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? Yeah, we are married after all. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Looks over at his husbands and smiles as the scroll disappears from his hands. 'Thank you Aphrodite, for giving me the gift of love for my family.' |