| Please fill out the survey below and it will be picked up when finished. NAME: Gabrielle SEX: Female AGE: I don't know HOME: on the road with Xena HEIGHT: up to Xena's breastplate EYES: two HAIR: yes FAVORITE SMELL: xena's cooking WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Finding Joxer tagging along behind us BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Looking behind us to find Joxer isn't there. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Umm, I can't remember, I was too busy talking FAVORITE FOODS: Fish THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Talk, talk, talk, talk, talk. Tell Xena stories she's heard before. Ignore Joxer or twist his nose. Try to decide if I'm an amazon, a warrior, or a peace-maker this week. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Yes, I just don't see them too often traveling. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? A horse of my own so I don't have to walk while Xena rides IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A horse IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Ares, if I just talk to him about following the 'way' long enough, he'll change his mind about war. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Natural blonde, beware of airhead. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? Why wouldn't I have my own shirt? WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? Queen of the Grecian Amazons, spreader of the 'way', and Bard. Being a blonde ditz isn't a job, it's a way of life. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Umm, I don't know? Is supreme airhead of the universe taken? IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Umm, blonde? (Xena looks over Gabrielle's shoulder as she comes across her writing on the scroll, rolls her eyes, and heads in the opposite direction. Blondes, you can't live with them, and you can't drown them, all that air between their ears causes them to float too good.) WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? I live outside, the entire world is my temple. IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half Full ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? What does ambidextrous mean? What is a righty? And a lefty? WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? rocks IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? Of course, I'm the best bard in the world. (Xena makes gagging noises behind her and vows to take her to the nearest healer's temple. Time to up your medication, deary.) WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? What's that mean? WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? I met Xena (makes cow eyes at her friend) WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? A nasty man killed me. But Xena made it all better. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: Xena NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Nasty man who hurt me, nasty woman who hurt xena (Caesar and Callisto, Xena says rolling her eyes at Gabrielle's increasing blondeness. DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? As what? ARE YOU A VIRGIN? What a virgin? (Xena looks over and writes No on the paper. Xena, I'm supposed to write this, not you. What's a virgin? Oh, that. She right, I had man between my legs, I had woman between my legs, even had Joxer between my legs, and a baby.) HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. I'm dressed all in white, my hair falls down to my ankles and I walk towards my groom, only to wake up screaming when I see it's Joxer. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? Lay down and spread my legs. WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? WHY? Xena, because she's had more experience. NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Hercules DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? Yes SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Thanks Aphrodite. You're nice, for a god. Xena rolls her eyes and says, 'yeah, thanks Aphrodite, she'll be thinking about sex all night now and trying to get into my pants. And yes, Xena is filling out her own survey as we speak. |