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NAME: Virgil

SEX: Male

AGE: Early 20s

HOME: Well, I try to spend a lot of time with my Mom and my family in Athens, but lately I've started traveling around the countryside -- after all, somebody has to keep Dad's warrior spirit alive.

HEIGHT: Funny you ask! I used to get kind of paranoid about my height -- it's scary when you actually get taller than your Dad -- but Mom sat me down and told me all about how great I am and how tall men are supposed to be really cool, so since then I haven't even worried about measuring. Mom's great, isn't she :)

EYES: Brown

HAIR: Dark blond

FAVORITE SMELL: Mom's perfume -- I still remember smelling it on her whenever she hugged me good night when I was little.

WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Watching your father get killed. Nothing in the world is worse than that.

BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Knowing my Dad was proud of me.

WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Another day, another journey, gotta kill Eve... Wait a minute, Dad'll be mad at me. *sigh* how do I end up in these situations. Hmmm, I wonder where Uncle Jett is about now?

FAVORITE FOODS: Bard burgers. Dad knew *just* how I liked them.

THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: I always try to make it back to Athens for the weekends. I help Mom out with the house, and I watch over and play with my little brothers and sisters. Mom tells me they look up to me, not just because I'm their big brother but because I'm 'the man of the house' now. Gods, how I wish Dad were here.

DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Oh yeah! I've got the best parents ever! Sure they'd fight every now and again, but they always loved each other -- and us.

DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? Well, don't tell anybody, but there is this teddy bear Mom made for me when I was little.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Well, traveling can be kind of hard on an animal, but I wouldn't mind getting a puppy and bringing it home to my brothers and sisters.

IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Practically? Maybe an ox or something so I can help Mom out on the new farm. But my real wish would be to be Cerberus so I can at least be with Dad.

IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? No doubt about it, my Dad.

WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Hmm, I don't know. Once I wrote out this mock- letter to Eve saying, "I am Virgil, son of Joxer. You killed my father. Prepare to die." but I don't really think that's condered a sign, huh?

GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Of course! Dad taught me that you must always be a gentleman, and if a lady needs any type of assistance, then as gentlemen we must provide it.

GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?

WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? I don't really have an occupation, per se. I'm still trying to find a path to follow.

IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I'd like to be an angel or something like that Eli guy Dad told me about. Hey, they get to bring everyone *else* back from the dead, it's about time somebody brought Dad back!

IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Brown, so I could look more like Dad.

WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? Pictures I drew as a kid, pictures done by my brothers and sisters, and a scroll Mom gave me after I told everyone about what happened to Dad. It's a message Dad wrote just for me, and I risk crying all over again whenever I read it.

IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Dad always taught me that you have to look on the bright side of life, that life can be really bad at times but it can always be worse. I try to see it as half full, but sometimes it's really hard.

ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Right-handed, like most people I know.

WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Some old scrolls written by Dad, Dad's armour, and any little presents I'm saving up for my family's birthdays. Oh, and don't tell anyone, but there's also a special scroll Uncle Jace gave me that's come in *really* handy.

IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? Sure :) Mom always says I'm one of the sweetest guys in Greece because I'm so much like 'her Joxie' -- she misses him so much too.

WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? Eve. She can get away with murder, become some special messenger, and get her mother back, and not have to face a single consequence of her actions. I try to be good all my life, and what do *I* get?

WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? One solstice, my little sister Leila decided to make me a Solstice present instead of buying one like the rest of the family. Well, I open the gift and it's this clay plate with her handprint on it, and it says "I love you, Virgil." She was young and didn't have that many creative talents, but I loved it anyway.

WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTICE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? This last Solstice was terrible. First of all, it was the first Solstice my family had to spend without Dad. Secondly, we got a visit from a messenger telling us that Uncle Jace had been killed. It was not a good day.

NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: Mom.

NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Eve.

DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that, umm, that Mom doesn't know yet.

ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Yep. So far, I haven't met anyone I really felt that close to, and Dad always said you should wait until you find someone you can really love, other wise you'll just regret it.

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? No.

DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Probably something like Mom and Dad's. Simple with the important people there, and lots of love.

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? Oh my, um, next question.

WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? WHY? My little sister Leila. She's been having a lot of nightmares since Dad died, and sometimes the only way to help her sleep is if she's laying with me in bed. (What, did you think I meant sex? Eww, gross! Not my sister!)

NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Well, there was this time when things were all funny and I was acting kind of mean and weird, and there was this really hot guy named Lucifer -- umm, you're not gonna tell Mom, are you?

DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? Hell, no! *pauses a moment, then giggles at his own pun*

SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Well, I never got to meet Aphrodite, but Dad talked about her a lot. Despite everything she's ever done to him, he always had a high regard for her, so that's good enough for me.
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