| NAME: Hercules SEX:Human male.Well, half. Human, that is. AGE: I'd rather not say. HOME:Greece. Specifically Corinth, when I'm not mad at my brother. HEIGHT: 6'5" EYES: Pale blue, or so I'm told. I don't notice such things. HAIR: Brownish, or blondish. Not black. FAVORITE SMELL:My mother's perfume. WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Hitting my half-brother. Which one? Ares, of course. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Hitting my half-brother. The same one. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Gods, I hope he doesn't turn up today. FAVORITE FOODS: Don't have one. I'm not into luxuries. Well, maybe my mother's honey cakes. THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Save the little people from the gods. Defeat the evil plans of my half-brother. Save innocent virgins. Save... Save everyone. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? Love my mummy. As for him, Ha! DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? What are stuffed animals? Some kind of sex-toy? I'm not into that sort of thing. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Don't know. A pig? IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? NOT a pig. IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Well, there's my wife and kids, and Serena. But not together. That could be a bit messy. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Gemini. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? I've already given it away. To a pig. Well, she was a girl at the time, but now she's a pig again. Never mind. The answer is yes. GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? I save people from the gods and from monsters. I kill monsters when I'm not saving them. I fight the gods, specifically my half-brother. Still the same one. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Um. I'll have to think about that one. IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I don't think about such things. WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? They're plain. I don't go in for luxuries. IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? What cup? I don't drink. ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I'm pretty handy. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? I don't have a bed. Told you already, I don't go in for luxuries. IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? I'll have to think about that one. WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? Serena's husband. That should have been me. Was me. Then it wasn't. You see there's this...never mind. WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? I got Iolaus back. WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? I got Iolaus killed. Four times, but who's counting. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: Iolaus. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: My half-brother. Still the same one. DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? Um, I don't go in for that sort of thing. Unless I'm married. To a woman. ARE YOU A VIRGIN? None of your business. I've been married. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? Yes. I've been married. DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Nobody gets killed. No monsters turn up. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? Um. There's more than one? Why hasn't anybody told me about this? Not fair. I bet he knows. WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? WHY? I'm not saying. Private. NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Private. Besides, I'd get the shit beaten out of me if I were to say. DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? Gods, I hope not or I'm dead meat, regardless of Zeus' interdict. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Don't you have better things to do with your time? Like helping people, or making this a better world? |