| Please fill out the survey below and it will be picked up when finished. NAME: Jett SEX: Male AGE: Thirty-something, I forget HOME: You name it I've lived in it HEIGHT: Tall enough EYES: You know not many people have been close enough to tell me. HAIR: Brown FAVORITE SMELL: Chicken, what I like chicken! WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Those manacles snapping round your wrists. BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: The slide of steel through flesh, where the blood slides down over your hand. Nothing beats it! WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? Ok I haven't been gutted in the night, now get up and find breakfast. FAVORITE FOODS: Chicken THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Kill people, kill some more people, avoid people who might want to kill me. DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? No I've stayed as far away from them as possible DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? I killed a taxidermist once, there might still be a fox in my room somewhere? IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Obedient IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? Hmm something with claws. IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Why would I want to meet dead people. I've probably already killed them! As for live people, well that guy from Sparta. The one that juggles flaming swords. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? I dunno, something sharp, black, pointy. GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? No, let her stay naked. Besides where would I hide everything. GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT? WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION? Assassin IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Assassin, what you think I do it for the money? This job is me! IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Why would I want my hair another colour? It's good hair, are you insulting my hair? WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE? Weapons, manacles, occasional splashes of blood. The usual IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? It's full, and it was a bigger cup. ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? Depends what I'm doing WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? What? more like who? IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF? Ha hahahahahah WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF? Jace, but only cos he gets arse on demand. If you tell anyone I said that I'll kill you. WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? Well Joxer made me this horse once. It looked more like a sheep and all the legs fell of but I thought it was neat. WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED? A knife in the belly, courtesy of a now dead soldier. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: Joxer, my brother. NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: One huh, Xena DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? I don't like anybody, but I'll screw anything that walks. ARE YOU A VIRGIN? Shall I even bother!! Ask around, especially in Tartarus. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? No, are you kidding! DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING. Well theres a woman, and she's marrying this guy and everyones really happy. Then I kill em all! WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION? Well theres me someone else and there's chains, a whip and a table. It's actually pretty hard to do. WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? WHY? Discord, she's hot. NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Ares 'Big bad in black' God of War DOES THIS PERSON KNOW? Er omniscient, god and all! Of course he bloody knows. SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU. Er ok. Aphrodite, Umm, Hmm, great rack! |
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