NAME: Morpheus
SEX: In your dreams. Literally.
AGE: 2,306 next Tuesday
HOME: Olympus/Castle of Dreams
HEIGHT: 6'1"
EYES: Windows to the soul, man. Depends on who's lookin.
HAIR: Black
FAVORITE SMELL: Peaches
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Insomnia. Sucks.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Dude. That warm floaty feeling you get when you're almost awake, but, like, not?
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING?: ...mmm... dude... whose arm is this?
FAVORITE FOODS: I'm telling ya, brownies are the *real* food of the gods.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Sleep late, watch the tapestries in the Halls of Time, hang with Apollo, go over the dreams from the past week.
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS?: Yeah, man, Momma Night's alright.
DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS?: Not usually, but I'm willing to make some exceptions.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Shah. I've got night-mares, day-mares... what more do I need?
IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE?: A cat, man. Definately.
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE?: Which is Iolaus right now? 'Cause the dude owes me 20 dinars.
WHAT IS YOUR SIGN?: Do Not Disturb.
GUYS-IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? Is she cute?
GIRLS-WOULD YOU EVER ASK A GUY FOR HIS SHIRT?:
WHAT IS YOUR OCCUPATION?: God of Dreams: Head DreamWeaver, Chief DreamCatcher.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Dunno, man, this is pretty sweet. Could use some more assistants, tho.
IF YOU COULD MAKE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE?: Oh, dude, blue. Totally.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM/TEMPLE?: Some dark hangings, an open wall, the Mirror of Dreams, some shelves. Y'know.
IS THE CUP HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL?: How long have we been drinking?
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS?: Righty, man. How's it hangin' with you?
WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED?: My bunny slippers, a few loose daydreams, a lyre, some chains. Hey, y'never know.
IF YOU WERE SOMEONE ELSE, WOULD YOU BE FRIENDS WITH YOURSELF?: Yeah, man, I rule.
WHO ARE YOU ENVIOUS OF?: Ares an' Joxer shared the dreamtime last night. S'cool that they're committed an' all... That must be nice.
WHAT WAS THE BEST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED?: 'Bout two decades ago, Dionysus took me to this killer party in Thrace, woke up on a ship halfway to Ithica with him, these two chicks, and a satyr. Man, those guys know how to *celebrate*.
WHAT WAS THE WORST SOLSTACE GIFT YOU EVER RECEIVED?: Zeus gave me this stinky incense, kept me up all night with a headache. Dude's a total yutz.
NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL A FRIEND: Hermes. Great guy. Nice ass, too.
NAME ONE PERSON YOU WOULD CALL AN ENEMY: Eos. Chick totally gets on my nerves.
DO YOU LIKE GUYS, GIRLS OR BOTH? I like everybody.
ARE YOU A VIRGIN?: Yeah. Right.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE?: Not really.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING.: Oh, dude, this one time, this chick from Thessaly had this dream where she was marrying her cousin an' the whole wedding party showed up nude, so after a second look at things she ran off with the best man. Cracked me up, man.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEXUAL POSITION?: I'd say bottoming on top.
WHO IS THE ONE PERSON YOU WOULD LIKE TO TAKE TO BED? WHY?: Mmm, I always like it when Strife comes around. Y'gotta love the creativity.
NAME SOMEONE YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON: Cupid. He's hot!
DOES THIS PERSON KNOW?: Well, I've been sending him some dreams lately, an' from the looks I've been getting, I'd say it's gonna be a good night.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU.: 'Dite's a sweetheart. She an' Heph have the most *intense* dreams...