Quote Of The Day(s)

\"Put your gun down... I have a donut!\"") write("

-Twin Cities Channel 9 News Caster

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NEW!!! DAILY MURPHY'S LAWS!!

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Previous Quotes

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\"It's 2d10 Porp... how can you f*ck THAT up?\"") write("

-Kluckman

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") write("\"Man, your middle name is mucus!\"") write("

-Chevy

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") write("\"I am a donut!\"") write("

-President John F. Kennedy

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") write("\"Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights made an airplane.\"") write("

-Unknown

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") write("\"Kids in the back seat cause accidents; accidents in the back seat cause kids.\"") write("

-Unknown

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") write("\"... so the ducky says, 'If those aren't my feet... what are they?'\"") write("

-punchline to a non-existant joke

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") write("\"So you're telling me, that you're keeping me alive because you don't know DOS?\"

-A line from The Prophesy II

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") write("\"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.\"

-Loopy

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") write("\"Tomorrow is coming! Tomorrow is coming!\"") write("

-Hot Bunz

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