Peter Knights, busted leg
Gav Tyack, busted femur
Frottage, busted back
Wally, busted ego after rolling car doing donuts
The final clean up of Pakenham happened over Queens Birthday weekend, and it provide for some outstanding entertainment. First off was the demolition of the social room. Followed by dismantling of the small hanger which was followed by the Commandos donut competition. Willy got things rolling, and soon the challenge was taken on by Terry Murphy. Not one to be outdone, Wally thought hed have a go and was doing OK until he decided to park the car on its side. Thus declaring him the undisputed winner. Others tried, including Kelly in her brand new 4WD and Kerry but no-one could match Wally for the sheer entertainment that followed. There will be a photo page added soon for this wonderful event.
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A good day was had by all until the 6th load when the Nomad decided to shit itself (again!!) so the islander had to step up.
Carnage ways were the notable jumps for the day as well as Robbie Slaters canopy getting caught on a small tree in an attempt to land in the beer area -- yes, we did notice!! Theresa had a "nice" downwinder on her stiletto 120 but Bill Bleazard provided the entertainment (and the slab!) with the only mal for the weekend.
Richard finally put on his slab for his starcrest, congrats! As we know, Porno Boothey and Eiley have left for America, the odds are on Boothey being deported first! enjoy packing 40 tandems a day boys!
Kamp Krusty 2001/02 at Corowa went well this year for all participants. Our improved campsite included, BBQ, cool room, TV, video dubbing, Davos man stable, a love shack, lots of party lights and of course a constant flow of alcohol.
Noteable events were, Margherita mayhem night (thanks Blackie), a 12 way wagon wheel clocked at 220 MPH (even Mitch couldn't keep up), Davo and Porno's biplane into the pog, Porno causing a double cutaway, Andy's tree landing (ouch!), good food and plenty of it (thanks Jan and Phil),multi-coloured hair and Stipo taking out the 12 way he was doing camera for to name a few.
Porno city has moved up in world after corrupting visiting queensland safety directors Ben and Glen who after being introduced to the beer tube awoke to find out that they had just become members and left Pakenham DZ warning us to beware if we were ever to be seen up at Toogoolowah.
Ralph has provided great balast in recent weeks while the big gay man Darrius does his tandem rating. Darrius is the only potential TM who has a wing loading of 1.8 without a passenger.
After a great boogie at Skydive Nagambie, Eilley managed to recruit another 15 new members. Even after Porno took out half of them in, during a rush of blood in a 20 way. We have a new white baron.
Stipo is trying to get bulk discounts on reserve repacks after three mals in three months. At least he's keeping Porno busy.
Porno had his first save this weekend. Stipo had (yet another) lineover and cranked out the inaugural Porno-packed reserve. Come one come all for free Porno Beer this Saturday night.
