PORN Challenge #2: Shave Bemis' Ass

As we all know Bemis' ass is quite hairy. PORN thinks its time for us to do something about that. Anyone (PORN personnel excluded, Sputnick and Tang, and Bemis obviously it doesnt count if you shave your own ass) that is able to shave Bemis' ass, either by talking him into it, or by getting him to pass out (please dont drug him, save your spanish fly for someone good looking), or however you want to do it, will recieve a $20 Tower Gift Certificate, and maybe something else if we can get our hands on something good.
IMPORTANT: As proof, you must either have a good deal of the actual ass hair (enough so i know that the whole ass was shaved), or a picture of Bemis' shaved ass (not too close up on the ass, #1- i dont want to see it, #2- i need to be able to see that it is Bemis).

Hey, I know its a tough challenge, but I'm not handing out $20 Gift Certificates for nothing here people. You can do it, just close your eyes and bust out the razor...