PORN Challenge #1: Find Naked Mir

***Challenge Postponed. New date TBA***

You found the secret link. Pat yourself on the ass for a job well done. Don't smoke dope kids. Okay, the contest:

Find Mir. He will be driving around the LFC (Lake Forest) with a $20 Tower gift certificate, and a copy of Stolen Xmas 2000, signed by the PORN crew. To make it easier on you, he will be driving on either Lake Forest Drive, Serrano Road, or Toledo Way, from 11:30pm to 11:45pm. To win the contest, you have to be the first to find his car (a white 1988 chevy corsica with a broken left tail light), and signal him by either flashing your brights, honking, or turning on your emergency flashers. After he sees you, follow him til he stops, and then get out and get your prize. If you dont have a car/liscence, take a picture of mir's corsica when it drives by wherever you're at.

There is, of course, a catch. Mir will be entirely naked. If you dont wanna see Mir naked, you're outta luck for this contest. I think that the 20 bucks and CD is worth it.

If no one wins (come on people, its not a hard contest), Mir gets the Gift Certificate. We cant have that, so go find him!