The Porch Ninjas
The Source of Your Musical Aneurysm

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Kyle Hoffman (a.k.a. Biph)
Kyle is a promising young musician whose repetoir includes a stint with the band DoLT", several solo projects, and he WAS in the band Drachma. But he QUIT and Drachma no longer exists.

After Drachma, Kyle formed a band called Remora Deign, arguably the best band that he has ever been in. The line-up consists of Ben Milliron, Steve Herrel, Tad Oakes, and Kyle.

Garth Porter (a.k.a. Choas the Hey a.k.a. Chaodahey)
Garth is an arrogant jerk who has little to no musical knowledge, can't sing, and CANNOT play guitar. He gets enjoyment out of making other peoples lives miserable and being a complete idiot. If you see him on the street, or anyplace else for that matter, KILL HIM!

Garth has been writing and recording material for his project tentatively titled "Chaodahey", some of this material is already available on this very WEBSITE. So far it is a sprawling, directionless project, but maybe someday it will get better. 1
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