Ask anyone it does not blow.
They do great bits and show some tits,
Just back away from Opie's fits.
Teen week-road show-55 gallon drum-
Week in review-god he was dumb.
Voyeur bus, quite the disaster.
Couldn't that bus go any faster?
Police escort just made it festive.
It didn't matter all got arrested.
O&A an awesome bit,
We all know Gulliani ruined it.
Some took a trip to Mississippi,
To meet a girl named Suzie.
Everyone was quite surprised,
That she was no floozy.
She was hot.Stink smoked some pot.
Not one of them got into her slot.
Vinny the Racist- Old Dirty,
Stalker Patty and the Retarded Lavern & Shirley,
All have visited to our dismay.
We'll all be happy when they're put away.
There is a guy who just keeps calling.
Doesn't Dice know he's fucking annoying?!
Jamaican Mike, now he's really cool.
Back up ladies here comes his tool.
Rick sometimes can be a cock,
But O&A you always rock.
You've brightened our lives from 3 to 7.
Now we can all relax when we get to heaven
For it will be a burden to bare
Cuz O&A, you won't be there.
Brian Pissthataway (Piscataway, NJ).
NY bred.
