On enlightenment:
Thepopeoflove: I give you enlightenment now!
Thepopeoflove: My ex is online!
Thepopeoflove: This font amuses me!

On smoothies:
Thepopeoflove: I really would love a smoothie
Thepopeoflove: A Love smoothie

On different modes of transportation:
Thepopeoflove: Nuns fly
Thepopeoflove: Popes float

On being deep and profound
Thepopeoflove: The pope of love is like a rubix cube

On dancing
Thepopeoflove: *does the pope dance*