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phobias
as we all know, psychiatrists make a lot of money. but why?
I have pondered this and came up with an obvious conclusion.
'they fabricate diseases with ludicrous names and provide cures for outrageous sums of money'. to prove this theory, I give you some 'real' phobias out there
Anuptaphobia
the fear of staying single
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Arachibutyrophobia
the fear of peanut butter sticking to the
roof of mouth
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Caligynephobia
the fear of beautiful women
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Dextrophobia
the fear of things on the right side of
the body
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Levophobia
the fear of things to the left side of the
body
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
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Ithyphallophobia
the fear of seeing, thinking about or
having an erect penis
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Panophobia or Pantophobia
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