a man was riding his horse down a remote stretch of beach one day
and he saw a beautiful woman painting a canvas. he rode up and
down in front of her but she didn't react to him.
so he thought:
"I'll paint my horse yellow, and then she'll notice me.
she'll say 'oh, I see you have a yellow horse.' and I'll get
taling to her and then I'll invite her back to my place for
lunch, we'll have a bottle of wine, we'll talk, I'll start a
fire in the fireplace, we'll eventually kiss, then make
beautiful love all night. yeah, that's the way I'll do it."

the nxt day, the man paints his horse yellow and goes in
search of the woman. as he approached her, she looks up
and says "oh, I see you have a yellow horses."
"yeah", the man says, "wanna fuck?"