one day, a man walks into a bar carrying a tiny piano.

the bartender asks, "hey, what's that little piano for?"

the man replied "oh, it's for my pianist."
with that, the man pulls out a 12 inch pianist, and the pianist
starts playing the piano.

the bartender sees this and says "wow that's amazing, where did you
get him?"

"oh, I got it from a genie from this genie lamp." and the man pulls
out a genie lamp.
"but I dont want it anymore, you can have it if you want it." said the man

to which the bartender replied "thanks. I think I'll summon the genie
right now and ask for my first wish."

the bartender rubs and lamp and sure enough, a genie pops out.
the bartender asks "for my first wish, I want a 1000 bucks!"

then before you know it, a 1000 ducks flood the bar and they are running
flying wild everywhere.

so the bartender complained to the man, "hey, your genie sucks! what's
wrong with him?"

and the man said:
"and you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?"