a priest and a rabbi get into a car accident,
but surprisingly, neither of them are hurt.

after they crawled out of their vehicles, the
priest says "look at this. both our cars are
demolished, but our bodies were not harmed."
to which the rabbi says "yes, this must be a
sign from god. lets celebrate this occasion."

the rabbi walks over to his car, opens the glove
compartment, and pulls out a bottle of brandy and
two glasses (do not ask how they survived the crash)

he then pours himself and the priest a glass of brandy.
as the priest drinks his brandy, he notices that
the rabbi is just standing with his glass in his hand.

the priest asks "why aren't you celebrating this
joyous occation with me?"
to which the rabbi replies,
"I think I'll just wait for the police"