a man staggers into an emergency room with two
black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around
his throat. naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a
quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her
ball into a pasture of cows.

we went to look for it and while I was rooting around,
I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.
I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there
was my wife's golf ball.......... stuck right in the middle
of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.

"what did you do?", asks the doctor.

well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife,
"hey, this looks like yours!"