a mailman was making the rounds for the last day before his retirement.
several of his customers were giving him little gifts along the way.

at one house the housewife met him at the door in a sexy neglige,
took his hand and invited him in. She then closed the door and took him
upstairs to the bedroom.

after 90 minutes of fantastic sex. She got up put on her robe,
told him to have a shower get dressed and meet her downstairs.

pretty soon he came down the stairs. And there awaited the housewife,
standind beside the dining room table where a huge breakfast was sitting,
along with a dollar bill lieing beside the plate.

the mailman sat down at the breakfast and said to the housewife,"
this has been the best day of my life. All that wonderful sex with a beautiful
woman; and this fantastic breakfast. May I ask, what is the dollar bill is for".

"Well", replied the wife. "Last night I had no idea of what to give you today,
so I discussed it with my husband. He said,
'FUCK HIM, GIVE HIM A DOLLAR', And the breakfast was my idea".