supposedly, there had been a war or a battle of somekind at fauklan islands involving
England.

and supposedly, there were 3 elite solders who received a special honor for their
outstanding performance during that war

so these soldiers were called into the general's office and were told:
"alright men, becuae of your services to our country, the queen of england has
agreed to give each of you certain amount of pounds, determined by the length of
one body part to another in inches (dont ask me why it's not in cm)."

the first man says "I'll take the pounds equivalent from my right index finger to my
left sir."

the general measures the distance and says "excellent, 58 pounds."

the second man says "I'll take the pounds equivalent from my toes to my head sir."

the general measures the distance and says "excellent, 69 pounds."

the third man ponders for a moment and says "I'll take the pounds equivalent from
the tip of my penis to my balls sir."

to which the two men and the general are baffled to hear.
but the general says nevertheless, "alright, drop your pants."

and as the third man drops his pants, the general notices that the man had no balls.

"son, where are your balls!?" said the general.

to which the man replied:
"at fauklan island sir."