a horny man is walking through a park, and notices a bum
passed out on a park bench. Temptation overcomes him, and
he decides to 'have his way' with the bum. After he finishes,
he feels a little guilty, and decides to slip a $5.00 bill into
the pocket of the wino's pants.

the next morning, the bum wakes up and finds the money in his
pocket. he immediately goes to the nearest liquor store and
tells the clerk, "Give me $5.00 worth of the cheapest wine
you've got!" The clerk returns with a gallon jug of wine, the
wino pays for it and leaves. he then spends the rest of the day
back at his bench drinking.

that night after the bum passed out, the horny man walked by
again, and repeated the cycle from the night before. the next
morning, the bum found the money in his pocket again, and again
went to the same liquor store and bought another gallon jug of
cheap wine, then spent the rest of the day drinking on his bench.

this whole process continued nightly for over a week. one night,
after finishing his business with the wino, the man felt especially
guilty about his behavior, and slipped a $20.00 bill into the wino's
pocket.

the next morning, after finding the money, the bum proceeds to
his favorite liquor store and requests $20.00 of their finest wine.

the clerk obliged and said, "don't you usually come in here and get
$5.00 of our cheapest wine?"

to which the bum replied "yeah, but I gotta quit drinking that
cheap stuff. It makes my ass hurt!"