a man enters a bank to see about getting a business loan.
"What kind of business do you want to start?"
asks the bank manager.

"I have some black powder. you sprinkle it on a women's
vagina and it makes it taste like a peach."

"I don't think we can give you a loan," was the reply
so the guy left. a few months later he went into the bank
with a wheel barrel filled with money.

the same bank manager came up to him and asked:
"congratulations, I guess that idea for black powder really
paid off."

"nah, that didn't go anywhere. I made my money with
this white powder."

"really," replied the bank manager. "What does it do?"

"give me a peach and I'll show you."