in the beginning, there was adam in his garden of eden.
after thousands of years alone in the kingdom of god,
he became bored. this is when adam spoke to god;
"god, I appreciate everything you've done for me, but
there is something missing in my life."

this is when god said:
"alright, I will create a woman for you. a woman will
be a perfect creature. a woman will obey your every
command, serve your every need both emotionaly
and sexually. but in turn, you must give up your left
eye, left arm, left testicle, and left leg."

this is when adam said:
"well.. what can I get for a rib?"
and the rest is history.