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definitions
I have decided to re-write the dictionary. whenever someone says something to me that I don't like, I will change the meaning of that word. so next time I hear "get lost, geek", it'll have a whole new meaning :)
indecise
standing on your head in a bowl of jello
and trying to eat your way out while
play strip poker but sufficating right
after losing your pants
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encumbrance
a papercut through which small
chinese jet pilots enter, resulting in
utterly destructive impudence
..........
lupus
the man who has danced with the
devil under a pal moon light
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perplex
being caught in a giant's beard and
being decapitated during his daily
combing, which the giant shaves off 2
minutes later
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sublime
a futuristic car which surpasses all
other cars in every way, but in truth is
just a modified yugo
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nostalgic
it's wondering during dinner, 'why are
their hands below the table?'
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candid
a far away land which is ruled by
yellow dogs in x-large dipers, and all
humans are enslaved for their ability to
turn door knobs
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irony
being bitten by the snake you raise,
not in the logical sense, but in a way it
hurts most of us.. by words..
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