How to make a wish on St. Mary Anne*
the Blessed Virgin's tombstone
Download the picture below to your hard drive.
Open the picture in any paint program you have.
Somewhere on the tombstone, make three red X's side by side (XXX).
Knock on the picture three times.
Ask St. Mary Anne out loud to grant your love wish. (Example: "Beautiful beautiful Mary Anne, love queen of San Francisco, please grant my wish that *Johnny* love me.")
Exit your paint program without saving the picture.
The same day that you make a wish, make an offering of fruit, flowers, or candy to St. Mary Anne by leaving them in a cemetary.
*Mary Anne Wright was cannonized by Pope Kong
Pungenday
Day 71 of The Aftermath, YOLD 3166
She is the Patron Saint of Air, trees, water, and animals. Anything concerning the environment and the New Age movement is under Mary Anne's protection, including recycling.
