The Anti-Drug Anthem by. Darrell Ames

Don’t do drugs, drugs are bad,
they’ll make your parents really mad,
 don’t smoke pot, you’ll think your hot, but YOUR NOT!
 , don’t smoke crack, it is bad, it will make u skinny and shaky
 (/voice from background/and who wants to be shaky anyways?), 
don’t do shrooms, you’ll be dancing with brooms,
 butt naked in the living room, don’t snort coke, 
cause you’ll go broke, and your daddy will have a stroke, 
Don’t shoot smack, you’ll trip (in more then one way)
 and break your back, spaz out and have a heart attack, 
don’t do ex cause it will make u pee, 
in the middle of the yard on the maple tree, 
so don’t do drugs, drugs, are bad, 
and they make your parents really sad (and who wants to be sad anyways)    FIN.