Modern Day Geneticist
(Sing to: Modern Major General-From The Pirates of Penzance)
Music: Sir Arthur Sullivan

I am the very model of a modern day geneticist
The Name Anton Sevarius is tops on everybody�s list
I�m foremost on the planet and my skill can keep me quite employed
To �luminati Billionaires and Gargoyles who are paranoid

I�m very good with mutagens from animals to say the least
The wings of bats and lectric eels combined with mighty jungle beasts
Just add a human to the mix and such a monster you can breed
So say hello to Maggie Cat and say goodbye to Maggie Reed

I�m rather fond of cloning with a little Gargoyle DNA
Admittedly the pigmentation may have gone a bit astray
But more so in the programming Dear Mr. X has really missed
For it is out of character for Gargoyles to be capitalists

I like to capture Nessies from the bottom of the Scottish Loch
Though all the Gargoyle Sweetness makes me want to run away and hock
But now my sub�s full fathom five, though my escape has been foretold
Because my meglomania adds some humor to each episode

I�m really rather crafty though my hand sometimes gets overplayed
Just like my death in season one which was a fabulous charade
And though some of my snide remarks may make you want to groan oh no
Remember that my voice is done by Franky from the Rocky show

My expertise with viruses is such that I can�t help but grin
Although I fear Demona has a larger plan to do us in
But I just love a schemer�s sceme thats all so Machivellian
Cause my accounts in Switzerland are making me a wealthy man

My greed is quite unsaitable my genius you can�t understate
Before somebody catches me I would like to reiterate
My mind is twisted like a spring my hearts as hard as amethyst
I am the very model of a modern day geneticist

I�m evil but I�m so much fun as long as you don�t get me pissed
I am the very model of a modern day geneticist