THE MPD BLUES
(This is for all the mentally unstable people out there, and their therapists. Or as my friend Merav once put it- "I've met these people)
I sufferred great abuse as developing child
The upshot of which - I've got myself reviled
So to compensate I created alter egos
The problem is we aren't all amigos
I'm a pyschotherapy clinics delight
I just hope that one of me gets some sleep at night
I've got the mutiple personality blues
The shattered pysche, more than one of me blues
I've got the who is which is what and when and in me blues
I've got The nasty MPD blues
First there's Peter my purist nature
I'm horrified by morals being so few
Each week I confess at Father Roberts confessional
Which would be fine except that I'm a Jew
I really cannot deal with Peter's piety
At my synagogue its earned me notoriety
I've got the multiple personality blues
The shattered psyche, more than one of me blues
I've got the which one of me is winning and which one's gonna lose
I've got the awful MPD blues
Then there's Jason my dark and sexual side
I fight and fuck like nothing that ain't mad
I've seen more action than Tyler Durden and Mr. Hyde
I wish I could remember all the fun I've had
While Jason enjoys every snatch and grab
I have to pick up the VD clinic tab
I've got the multiple personality blues
The shattered psyche, more than one me blues
I've got the who is in the driver seat and turning the screws
I've got The nasty MPD blues
Of course there's Jordie my wounded inner child
Does everybody know that I'm just six
I try to be real good and meek and mild
But that just doesn't help me with the chicks
(They're gross)
Regressing years is problematic still
On the playground I get to be the King of the Hill
I've got the multiple personality blues
The shattered psyche, more than one me blues
I've got the who's playing hopscotch and who's paying the dues
I've got the bummer MPD blues
Aunt Yetta, my maternal protector
Enough said
I've got the multiple personality blues
The shattered psyche, more than one me blues
The I need a census taker to keep track of my shoes
I've got the confusing,
I've got the bruising
The super self abusing
I've got the gosh darn
I've got the MPD, DID, MSD of MDIII
Multiple Personality Disorder Blues