I've Got A Hunch...
(I've always wanted to play Richard III, I may never get the chance.... so I wrote this)
Oh I can smile and murder while I smile
In war the things I did had to be done
For famly pride I�d go the extra mile
My brothers called me partner, My mother called me son
But in this weak and piping time of peace
I need a new ambition and I need a new release
I�ve got a hunch
I�m gonna be king
I�ve laid my plots and my plan
I�ll do what I can
And between lunch and dinner I�ll seduce Lady Anne
(Was ever woman in this humor woo�d, was ever woman in this humor won two three)
I�ve got a hunch
I�m gonna be sire
My brother George is a square
He has to play fair
So sending him to heaven is the best thing I swear
(Dive thoguhts down to my soul, Here Clarence comes, have a nice trip, see you� never)
I've got a hunch
I'm gonna be reg
Lord Hastings fancies a whore
The tart Mistress Shore
I'll have his head for witchcraft ere his jaw hits the floor
(Strawberries Anyone?)
I�ve got a hunch
I�m gonna be liege
My brother�s kids in the way
In the tower they�ll stay
And by the time I�m done I�ll have their heads on a tray
(Oh Buckingham�.)
I know I�ve got it in me though I�m lame and bent
Cause now is the winter of our Discontent
I�ve got a hunch, I�ve got a hunch
I�m gonna be king
Ya know its good to be the king
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